Me Trying to hula hoop!!!!!!!!

I found these picture from my old job from a couple of months ago. I was trying to hula hoop but it wasn't working!!!!!!

OPEN HOUSE

Tonight was our OPEN HOUSE at work. There many doctors and pharm reps that came to see our new medical office. It was pretty cool. I never planned an OPEN HOUSE before so it was pretty awesome to see everything finally come together. The food was great and although it was fun it was a very long day. I am so tired; I have been at work for for almost 12 hours. So it's time for me to hit the sack

English class

Okay so I am trying to play catch up with my English class. I am behind on one paper and then I should be fine. It's really hard to try to make time for everything in only 24 hours a day. I mean I am at work for 8 plus hours. I sleep for another 8; which leaves me with only 16 hours remaining in my day. I am suppose to cook, clean, spend time with my son, run errands AND do my homework among other things in those measley 16 hours hours. I mean give me a break. And my professor wonders why I am so behind. Yeah okay!!!!!

I am awake!!!!!!

I took a mini nap this evening and I am up. Too tired to do anything but not sleepy. So what do I do. Well I get on myspace to see what's cracka lackin!!!! First I did some of my homeswork for my English Class. So I am sort caught up. I should be fine by Tuesday night. English in college is no joke; which is why I probably stayed away from college for awhile. Bu I held off long enough for my prerequisites. The classes are not going away so I guess I wil try to do the best I can and move ahead full force. I will kep you updated on the status. Hopefully I will get an A but we will see.

What the F%^@?

Okay!!! So today is my ex b-day and he is calling me over and over. And not just a friendly hey what's up but a freaking he wants to scream and yell and argue!!! I mean don't get me wrong I truly care about my ex but in my mind I am thinking shouldn't we move on from each other. I mean why keep in touch. I have known him for like 7 years. We were good friends once. But I am beginning to think that we can't carry out friendship with the way our situation is. Not b/c of me but b/v every phone call he wants to inquire about my love and sex life. In my mind I am thinking; it's none of you freaking business but he doesnt get it. I think that he feels he has say over who I hang out with and who I spend my time with. He needs to understand that we are no longer together. It's like I gave him a chance and he chose to ignore me at that time so why play games and go back and forth? It's all bull crap to me. I love him with all my heart but I know it's time to move on. The thing that he doesn't realize is that he needs to change for the better in order for us to work out. At this moment all he careas about is himself. He needs to take care of house and home. He just doesn't get that. Either way I still wish him a Happy 26th and hope he gets whatever he wants out of life. I do miss him but life is too short to play games.

last night

Last night me and best friend Lovella went to to this new lounge at TI (Treasure Island) called MIST. Our boy Charley invited us to go since we haven't hung out with him in such a long time. It was pretty cool. Kind of upscaled laid back type of atmosphere. We really enjoyed ourselves. It was a different type of venue. It was fun to hang out and just chill and have a good time. We met this waitress Jan that was so awesome. She hooked us up all night and said that we should come on Thursdays (which is ladies night by the way) and she will always hook us up with free drinks and VIP! I think this will be included into one of our regular lounge spots. I give last night a B plus!!!!!!!!!

What I want for x-mas!!!

I figured out what I want for Christmas......I want someone to pay my rent for the next two months. Is that wrong? My sister said it was ghetto. Think about it, you can shop and buy what you want and not have to worry about your rent! December and January rent would be so cool. Any volunteers?

English Class!!!!

My English is getting the best of me. I am not doing so well. My professor is cool and helping me out. I want an A in this class, but I figure as long as I do the best that I can then I should accept any grade that comes at me. As long as it's nothing lower than a B plus, well at least an B!

Sometimes..........

SOMETIMES IT SUCKS BEING SINGLE

Did I tell you?

Did I tell you that I absoutely love my new job. I have been there less than a month and I love it. I have to wonderful bosses that are jsut th greatest. They are both doctors and it's a husband and wife team. This was a blessing. I mean I loved my last job and all but it was time for me to move and and grow somewhere else. As of right now I am doing it all until they hire more employees. I get to plan an open house inthe next coming weeks.......so besides my son, school and my new job I have no time for a social life. I am looking to move to Henderson at the first of the year; maybe end of January. It's time I relocate. It's right next to Vegas--like literally a 5 or 10 minute drive, so I can still party on rock girl style!!!!But everything seems to be moving along great for me. I will keep you posted on everything in my work life. I see wonderful things happening in the future.

COMM/215 Essential of College Writing

So I started another course yesterday; COMM/215 Essentials of College Writing. I have been doing so good in school so far now I am taking my english and math classes-two of each to be exact and this is my first one of four. I am so dreading this. Not because I do not like school, but because it's been damn near almost 10 years since I have been in school and I was an okay student in those two subjects. English I guess will be not so bad but math is the class that I am dreading. I am so dreading. I am more about my core classes and my electives. That's what makes school fun. My ex is really good in math and I wish he was here to help me when I do take those classes becuase I know I am going to nees a tutor. I won't tell you what I received on my pre-test-I am too ashamed....let's just say I need to go back to middle school-and I mean like 6th grade. Anyway, Wish me luck--I am going to needs lots and lots of it!

What Should I Do?

SO I AM SITTING HERE THINKING IF I SHOULD TAKE DOWN THE PICTURES OF MY EX IN MY HOUSE . I AM NOT SURE. I MEAN WE HAVE BEEN IN EACH OTHER LIVES FOR 7 YEARS AND WE HAVE SO MANY MEMORIES WITH EACH OTHER BUT AT THE SAME TIME I MEAN WE ARE NOT TOGETHER SO WHY KEEP THEM UP? I DON'T KNOW WHAT I AM GOING TO DO.....AND MAYBE I SHOULD TAKE HIS PICTURE DOWN ON MYSPACE TOO-I MEAN WHAT'S THE POINT. WE ARE TRYING TO BE FRIENDS I GUESS....I WILL FIGURE SOMETHING UP.

Today is November

Today is November and I am excited. Why am I excited? Because Thanksgiving is only a few weeks away and I can not wait to taste my mom's cooking-thanksgiving style with turkey and mash potatoes on the side!!!!!!

Friday Night

So I go to the Haunted House at CircusCircus Frightdome and let's just say that I won't be going back there next year. I went with my girls Lovella, Jennifer and Chantelle and our boy Ryan and Chantelle boyfriend. There are 4 haunted houses at Frightdome and I made it through 1 house. It was scary and to not go into too much detail there was a part where these guys with masks and chain saws come out of nowhere and me and Jennifer we stuck in a corner becasue we had nowhere to go and it was too many of them. I left bruises on her arms I was so scared. And this all the guys knew my name and this guy dressed up as I don't know followed me through the whole house taunting me and whispering *Tiffani*-so not cool! Plus me and Jennifer go so scared we ran off and left Lovella to fend for herself---I am so sorry Lovella-you know I love you but I had to get out of there. Me and Jennifer were so scared--the chainsaws--!!!Overall it was fun and we went on bumper cars and road the roller coaster then headed over to carnival court and and had a drink and chilled. It was a cool night and I am so glad that me and Jennifer had a chance to hang. She'll be in Utah for two months but she'll be back on the weekends so I know we'll party in the weeks to come.

IT'S SUNDAY AND I AM UP........

IT'S SUNDAY AND I AM AWAKE. I HAD A FUN WEEKEND. I SPENT TIME WITH MY FAMILY AND THAT FELT GOOD.
FRIDAY NIGHT MY MOM AND MY OLDER SISTER CHAKYRA TOOK MY SON MARQUISE AND MY 8 YEAR OLD SISTER LAUREN TO THEIR SCHOOL'S HALLOWEEN HOW. THEY HAD FUN FOR THE MOST PART UNTIL LAUREN HAD A SCREAMING FIT-THAT WOULD HAVE WON HERE AN ACADEMY AWARD- B/C SHE DID NOT WNAT TO GO INTO THE HAUNTED HOUSE. I GUESS THE PIERCING SCREAMS OF THE OTHER CHILDREN ALREADY IN THEIR CONTRUBUTED TO THE DECISION THAT SHE WAS NOT GOING TO BE GOING IN THERE THAT NIGHT. THEY HAD FUN THOUGH..MEANWHILE I WAS ON THE PHONE WITH MY SISTER FOR 2 HOURS TALKING ABOUT HER VACATION TO CANADA WITH HER BEST FRIEND TIM. MIND YOU THAT I WAS VERY TIRED AND OH SO SLEEPY AND I ACTUALLY FELL ASLEEP ON HER BOUT 4 TIMES AND WHEN SHE QUEATIONED ME ABOUT IT I JSUT LIED AND SAID THAT I WAS LISTENING--BUT SHE DIDN'T CARE SHE JUST WANTED TO TALK..SO I HAVE TO REMIND MYSELF TO CALL HER AGAIN SO SHE CAN TELL ME ABOUT HER VACATION ALL OVER AGAIN BECUASE FRANKLY I DON'T REMEMBER MOST OF IT AND I AM INTERESTED TO KNOW WHAT SHE DID........
YESTERDAY ME, CHAKYRA, LAUREN, MARQUISE AND MY BROTEHR KRISTAIN DECIDED TO ACT LIKE TOURIST AND GO TO THE STRIP AND FREMONT STREET.....
FREMONT STREET WAS OKAY...CHAKYRA HAD TO EXCHANGE HER ORIENTAL DRESS SHE BROUGHT A WEEK AGO BECUASE IT DIDNT FIT HER..SHE'A A N AMERICAN SIZE 3 BUT IN ASIAN TERMS SHE IS A MEDIUM..I WOULD HATE TO SEE WAHT SIZE I AM..BUT WE WON'T GO THERE....THEN WE ATE ON FREMONT AND TALK ABOUT OVERPRICING..WE HAD CHEESE PIZZA AND 16 OZ SODA ADN SPENT DAMN NEAR 30 DOLLARS ON,,,BUT I HAVE TO ADMIT IT WAS WORTH IT.,,THE PIZZA WAS OUT OF THIS WORLD---IT WAS SO GOOY AND THE PIZZA JUST MELTED IN YOUR MOUTH..I WANT TO GO BACK THERE..
THEN WE WENT TO THE STRIP AND IT JSUT SO HAPPENS THAT JIMMY BUFFET WAS IN TOWN FOR A CONCERT AND HE WAS GIVING A FREE PRE-SHOW IN THE ALLEY OF MARGARITAVILLE..TALK ABOUT GOOD TIME AND GOOD LUCK--I WAS SO EXCITED B/C MARGARITAVILLE IS MY FAVE SPOT AND FOR YA'LL THAT DON'T KNOW JIMMY BUFFET OWNS MARGARITAVILE--IT WAS AWESOME, EVERYONE WAS WEARING HAWAIIN SHIRTS, THROWING BEACH BALLS AND THEY WERE MAKING BALLON HATS FOR EVERYONE. OF COURSE MARQUISE AND LAUREN WANTED ONE. I HAD AN EXCELLENT TIME THERE..WE THEN WENT TO TREASURE ISALAND(TI) AND WATCHED THE OUTDOOR SHOW-SIRENS-ANYONE THAT VISITS LAS VEGAS OR EVEN LIVES HERE SHOULD CHECK OUT THIS SHOW...IT'S RIGHT OUTSIDE TI AND IT'S ABOUT 20 MINUTES..THEY PLAY NIGHTLY AND I WOULD GET THERE 30 MINUTES PRIOR B/C IT GETS CROWDED QUICK. IT'S WORTH THE WAIT.
OH AND ME AND MY SISTER FOUNF THIS STORE. IT'S A GIRLY GIRL STORE AND VERY AFFORDABLE. I FORGOT THE NAME BUT KNOW THE LOCATION. IF YOU ARE INTERESTED SEND ME AN EMAIL AND I WILL GIVE YOU THE INFORMATION. I DON'T WANT TO LET EVERYONE KNOW B/C I WANT TO KEEP IT A SECRET BUT WILLING TO SHARE IF YOU ARE INTERESTED. THAT'S MY WEEKEND IN A NUTSHELL...
I HAVE TO GET DRESSED AND GO TO MY MOM HOUSE NOW BUT SUNDAYS ARE ALWAYS HARD FOR ME TO GET UP AND ACTUALLY GET PRODUCTIVE. I WISH I COULD CRAWL BACK INTO BED ADN SLEEP SOME MORE BUT TOMORROW IS FAST APPROACHING AND I AM IN FOR A UNEXPECTED WEEK..I CAN FEEL IT....
WILL POST MORE LATER.......

CHUCK E CHEESE

So me and my sister took my son and my sister to Chuck E Cheese earlier. I mean you would think this place was the White House itself. As soon as we got there they were so antsy they couldn't sit still so we could place our order for our pizzas. Finally after a WHOLE 45 seconds we told them to go ahead and go play and before we could say bye they were gone. We spent freaking 3 hours at Chuck E Cheese. I think the whole purpose of CHuck E Cheese and to serve not so good pizza and take your money so these kids can play these silly games at an attempt to win tickets so after you-meaning the adult-give your kids damn near 30 to 50 dollars in tokens they can walk away with a can of play dough where you could have went to Kmart or Walmart and brought the same exact thing for maybe a dollar. Wouldn't that be much easier? But I must admit there is one game that I love and that is Skee ball. If you ever played this game you would know why it is loved so much. The whole purpose of this game it to try to get each of your 9 balls in the holes. Each hole is a different point i.e. 30,000 or 50,000 the higher the score the more tickets you get. I love this game so much I spent damn near 45 minutes on this game and didn't even care that I had 4 kids behind me waiting to play the game. Don't worry I was nice but I was not about to leave my FAVORITE game so some snotty 5 year old can play and not even know what they are doing. I was trying to win tickets for MY son!!!!! He deserved one of those cheesy prizes. My sister said I am wrong but I guess Chuck E Cheese can bring the kid out of anyone. And let me tell you I was one competitive child back in the day and the fact that I had 20 years on some of these kids did not matter to me one bit.....

NEW YORK NEW YORK

So me and my girl Lovella went to New York New York last night. We had so much fun. We were going to get dressed up a little and we actually did but we decided that we would go for comfort and put our beloved flip flops on. My feet didn't hurt once the whole night. We went and saw our favorite band Soul Desire. They are so awesome. Tony and Tez are the best performers out there. They know how to get the crowd involved and their dance moves are the bomb!!! Their back up singers are awesome also. I seriously mean it, if you are in Vegas you should come check them out. I promise you will not be disappointed. But me and my girl had fun. She did NOT get drunk-we had an episode with that a few weeks ago but we are good now- and we just chilled for the most part her sipping on her apple martini and me on my midori sour. Nothing gets more better than spending time with your friends and sitting back and enjoying some good music and having a little fun. Well I can think of a few things but we won't go there!!

My sister birthday!!!!

Today was my sister birthday. She is 8. We went to my mom's house and had a little birthday party for her. She was excited and surprised. We are goin to Chuck E Cheese tomorrow so that should be real interesting. I am going out tonight so I should actually be getting ready at this moment considering that I am the one driving tonight. It'a a miracle. Because I hate to drive with a passion. But my girl Lovella always drives and it's my turn. Anyway we are going to our favorite place-The Apple Bar- to see our favorite Band Soul Desire -so we are excited. I think its going to be a jeans and t-shirt kind of night because I am so not in the mood to be getting all dressed up.

I am so freaking tired

SO I AM SO TIRED RIGHT NOW. I AM SO HAPPY THAT I ONLY HAVE 2 MORE DAYS OF WORK THEN ON TO THE WEEKEND. IT'S NOT THAT I DON'T LIKE MY JOB BUT I DON'T LIKE TO WORK PERIOD. I DON'T THINK I AM THERE WHERE I FIND A JOB THAT I ACTUALLY CAN SEE MYSELF DOING FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE. TOO MUCH DRAMA AT MY WORK ANYWAY. SOMEONE IS ALWAYS GETTING INTO IT AND THERE IS SO MUCH ARGUING AND CHAOS HALF THE TIME ALL I WANT TO DO IS COVER MY EARS AND SCREAM; BUT I GUESS THAT'S THE PRICE YOU GET WHEN THE MAJORITY OF YOUR OFFICE IS A BUNH OF WOMEN THAT SEEMS TO BE PMS'ING HALF THE TIME. ANYWAY I LIKE TO VENT AND THIS IS MY WAY OF VENTING SO WHEN I GO TO WORK I CAN PUT A FAKE SMILE ON MY FACE AND PRETEND EVERYTHING IS JUST PEACHY.

So I go to the nightclub OPM last night, and my girl gets drunk as hell. I mean drunk falling all over the club and thinking the shit is funny, but I guess when you are drunk you don't really have a clear mind but I love her. I think she ate something bad to make her get sick so fast because she only had 2.5 drinks, granted they were apple martinis, but she can drink more than that any other alcohol any other time.....after all we have been partying for the last 3 years. So although I had a faboulous time at OPM, we got personally escorted out of the club..... by the head of security at the club..... to the back entrance.....outside the club.... so she could cool off as they say.........then we attempted to leave the club where she then threw up all over Caesars casino.....then she got wheeled-chaired to the employees elevator where the casino security so kindly called us a cab to take us to her car in the parking lot.....where I then spent from the hours of 230 a.m. to 600 a.m. in the morning taking care of her.....in her car.......becasue MY BEST FRIEND did not want to get up and walk her ass back into the casino after we got our keys and personal stuff out of her car because she was too tired and sleepy to walk but we so needed to catch a taxi home......finally we found one at 6 in the morning, after me and her had a screaming match in the parking lot because by that time I was so sleepy and I know she didn's feel well but I wanted to go home to my warm bed and jsut close my eyes.........anyways what a way to end a wonderful night or morning or whatever you want to call it for that matter.....well anyway I called her this morning and she is still throwing up......i do feel bad.....but overall it was a memorable night at best, and she's my best friend and she would do the same for me.....so although I enjoyed the club, next time we go out I want her to stay away from the apple martinis.......... or any alcoholic drinks for that matter.

NEW JOB

I started this new job at a Pediatrics office as a Coordinator and I am so not feeling it. Within one week 3 people quite and I got left with only a part time person. What a way to start. The work is so behind and there is so much disorganization I am about to scream at the top of my lungs. Everyone is doing everyone's job that is why there is so much confusion. I am so ready to just be done. I give every job a week. If I am not feeling it then I love on to something else. Is that wrong? I figure why spend a month at a place where I do not plan to stay. Anyway, I will give it one more day. I want to see it I can at least make it to the end of the week.

TODAY WAS SUCH A LONG LONG DAY. ALL I WANT IS TO CRAWL IN MY BED AND GET UNDER MY COVERS . IT'S GETTING AROUND THAT TIME OF YEAR WHERE ALL I WANT TO DO IS BE LAZY AND CUDDLE.

RANDSOM QUESTIONS

1. DO YOU SNORE?
UMMMM I don't think so
2. ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER?
A lover but sometimes fighter
3. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?
Something bad happening to my son
4. AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC?
HELL NO
5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY" TV
Love it..but there are too many shows out now
6. DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?
All the time
7. WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?
I like to think so
8. IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?
sometimes
9. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?
White
10. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?
occaionally
11. HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?
noi haven't and probably never will
12. ANY SECRET TALENTS?
you have to find out yourself
13. WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?
Italy
14. WHAT IS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT?
my son some shoes
15. CAN YOU SWIM?
yeah
16. HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"?
no
17. DO YOU GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE OZONE?
i guess
18. HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOSTIE POP?
never tried
19. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE?
yeah
20. ARE YOU A SINGLE CHILD?
no 3 sisters and 1 brother
21. DO YOU PREFER ELECTRIC OR MANUAL PENCIL SHARPENERS?
electric
22. WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?
couldn't do it
23. IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?
hopefully
24. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
sometimes
25. WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?
nothing that i know of
26. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, "I LOVE U"
today
27. IS TUPAC STILL ALIVE?
not sure
28. DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?
yeah
29. HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?
scrambled -well done
30. ARE BLONDES DUMB?
no
31. WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP?
behind the dryer
32. WHAT TIME IS IT?
109 p.m.
33. DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?
Princess and Diva
34. IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING?
hell no i love that place
35. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR?
yesterday
36. DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?
showeres but baths with the right person
37. IS SANTA CLAUSE REAL?
i like to think so
38. DO YOU LIKE TO HAVE YOUR NECK KISSED?
mmmmmmm yes i do
39. ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?
every once in awhile
40. WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?
Breyers vanilla ice cream
41. CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER?
Creamy
42. CAN YOU CRACK YOUR NECK?
never tried
43. HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?
umm no
44. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY?
once
45. IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE?
depends on who you are
46. ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER?
occasionally
47. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?
dark dark brown--they look black at times
48. DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?
not at the moment
49. WHO'S BETTER: STONE COLD OR THE ROCK?
they are both hot so i can't decide
50. ARE YOU PSYCHIC?
no
51. HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"?
no
52. DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS?
no
53. HAVE U EVER STOLEN MONEY?
when i was little
54. CAN YOU SNOWBOARD?
no-but i like guys who snowboard
55. DO YOU LIKE CAMPING?
umm i don't think so
56. DO U SNORT WHEN U LAUGH?
OMG all the time--my friends make fun of me
57. DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?
and i hope you do
58. ARE DOGS A MAN'S BEST FRIEND?
i am not into animals-next question!
59. YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE?
since i have gotten one i would have to say yes but avoid it is possible
60. CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK?
yeah
61. DO YOU MAKE A LOT OF MISTAKES?
me--i am perfect (smile)
62. IS IT COLD OUTSIDE TODAY?
if 110 is what you call cold--its smokin outside
63. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
peanut butter and jelly sandwhich
64. DO YOU WEAR NAIL POLISH?
on my feet
65. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN KISSED?
yeah
66. WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL?
that identify theft commercial-but is so funny
67. DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE?
all the time
68. FAVORITE SONG AT THE MOMENT:
holla back girl--that my shit!!!!

Party Last night

Last night was my going away party at my friends Dena's houss. It was so much fun. I brought a disposable camera to take pictures but misplaced the camera so I am not sure. I just hope that there weren't thatmany crazy pictures on there. Well i am officially jobless. It feels weird. I mean I lvoe to work although when I do have a job I tend to complain alot because I do not know how to get up in the morning to get my ass to work. But I can honestly say that I love my job even though the pay wan't all that great. Anyway had awesome party with wonderful friends. Everyone was messed up but had a good time.What more can you ask for? My best friends Lovella got drunk off this drink Pink Panties and ended up pasing out on the couch for a nminute. And of courseit woualn't have been a party wth my friend Baha wanting us to play the drinking card game that gets everyone at the party messed up. I had so many jollo shots last night you would think I was jello man himself.I was a good turn out and I want to give special thanks to Dena and Juan for opening their house adn throwing the party for me. Sorry i didn't help clean up but I was too far goneto even attempt.0

Good Bye NEA

Today was my last day of work at Nephrolgy and Endocrines Associates. I was so sad. I have been at my job for 4 years nd the people that i work with have become my family. Its going to be very hard to not be able to see them every day. They are a unique bunch of people who I love dearly. Fairwell everyone. I will miss you all dearly. I am jobless now and I do not know what to do with myself. I guess I wil start preparing for my move to Hawaii.

THE WAY CHILDREN SEE THINGS

NUDITY I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a Woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, "Mom! That lady isn't wearing a seat belt!

HONESTY My son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he'd dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So I fished it out and threw it in the garbage. Zachary stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to my bathroom and came out with my toothbrush. He held it up and said with a charming little smile, "We better throw this one out too then, 'cause it fell in the toilet a few days ago.

OPINIONS On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a Note from his mother The note read, "The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents."

KETCHUP A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup to come out of the jar. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer the phone. "It's the minister, Mommy," the child said to her mother. Then she added, "Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now. She's hitting the bottle."

MORE NUDITY A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, "What's the matter haven't you ever seen a little boy before?"

ELDERLY While working for an organization that delivers lunches to elderly shut-ins, I used to take my 4-year-old daughter on my afternoon rounds. The various appliances of old age, particularly the canes, walkers and wheelchairs, unfailingly intrigued her. One day I found her staring at a pair of false teeth soaking in a glass. As I braced myself for the inevitable barrage of questions, she merely turned and whispered, "The tooth fairy will never believe this!"

DRESS-UP A little girl was watching her parents dress for a party. When she saw her dad donning his tuxedo, she warned, "Daddy, you shouldn't wear that suit." "And why not, darling?" "You know that it always gives you a headache the next morning."

SCHOOL A little girl had just finished her first week of school. "I'm just wasting my time," she said to her mother. "I can't read, I can't write and they won't let me talk!"

BIBLE A little boy opened the big family bible. He was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He picked up the object and looked at it. What he saw was an old leaf that had been pressed in between the pages. "Mama, look what I found", the boy called out." What have you got there, dear?" With astonishment in the young boy's voice, he answered, "I think it's Adam's underwear

Here's a pic of me
Just chillin

Here's me, my good friend Bekah and the love of her life Osamu..aren't they lovely?

Quote!

LIFE IS NOT MEASURED BY THE BREATHS WE TAKE BUT BY THE MOMENTS THAT TAKE OUR BREATH AWAY.......

My honey and my baby, I love them so much!!!! This was taken a year ago at Disneyland...the LOVES of my life....

Emily, Mary (the bride), and me posing once again 

Here's me doing what I do best...Smiling for the camera!!!!!! 

Emily me and Lovella @ my friend Mary's bachelorette party 

A Businessman........

A businessman sends a fax to his wife:
To My Dear Wife, You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you with your 54 years can no longer supply. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore after reading this fax, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be perturbed I shall be back home before midnight!!
When the man came home, he found the following letter on the dining room table............
My Dear Husband, I received your fax and thank you for your honesty. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. At the same time I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael my tennis coach, who like your secretary, is also 18 years old. As a successful businessman and with your excellent knowledge of Math, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference. 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.

Therefore I will not be back before lunchtime tomorrow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In Honor of Stupid People.......

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.
1.) On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping. (That's the only time I have to work on my hair.)
2.) On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)
3.) On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap."(and that would be???....)
4.) On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."(but, it's just a suggestion.)
5.) On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."(well...duh, a bit late, huh!)
6.) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."(..and you thought????...)
7.) On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."(but wouldn't this save me time?)
8.) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of constru ction accidents if we could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.)
9.) On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."(...I'm taking this because???....)
10.) On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to what?)
11.) On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
12.) On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
13.) On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: say what?)
14.) On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
15.) On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (Oh my God..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

My son Marquise, me, and my two sisters Lauren and Chakyra--don't we look so happy!!! 

Me and my brother Kristian-he just graduated high school --yeah !!!!! 

Me and my sister Chakyra in Mexico for my b-day (june 14) 

FACTS

GUYS
1) 94% of men lie about their penis size. According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of men use extra large condoms.
2) The average man is 5 inches long when erect(no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the truth).
3) 80% of American men are circumcised. Even though Pediatrics say it is not necessary.
4) No matter what all the ads say, nothing can make your penis grow but time (most men reach the end of their growth by the early 20's)
5) There is no correlation between penis size and shoe size, hand size, or nose size.
6) Blue balls does exist! It's technically called "prostatic congestion."
7) Only 16% of men shave their privates.

NOW THE LADIES..............
1) Only 9% of women around the globe consider themselves "attractive" (20% of British woman do).43% of women use the term "natural", 24% say they have "average" looks, 8% prefer the term "feminine", 7% say they are "good looking",and 7% say they are "cute", and finally only 2% of women say they are "sexy".
2) An estimated 85% of women wear the wrong size bra.
3) 60% of women have had breast implants.
4) 75% of women don't like oral sex
5) 95% of women shave their privates.

BOTH
1) Masturbation is healthy for both men and women.
2) 70% of highschoolers have had sex before they have graduated. 27% loose their virginity senior prom night. Only 3% wait until marriage.
3) 95% of men would have sex with a girl after 1 month of dating. Only 10% of women feel this way.

REASONS WHY SEX IS GOOD!!!!!!!!!!
1) It is a good workout. Sex burns about 150 calories every half an hour of it. It will lower your cholesterol and improve breathing circulation.
2) You won't get sick. According to research if you have sex 1-2 times a week you are less likely to get sick.
3) You'll feel happier. You will feel a greater sense of well-being. Women who have more sex were clinically proven to be less depressed than women who don't have sex.
4) Makes you look better- [ problem is ugly people don`t get any ]. Sex releases hormones in your which make your skin and hair softer andshinier and tone your physic.
5) (The best reason) You will live longer. Studies prove that sex makes you live longer. Men whohad sex 1-2 times a week had half the death rateas those who did not indulge themselves at leastonce a month. It also makes you look younger. Ifyou have sex 3 times a week you may look up to10 years younger than you really are.

Did You Kno
1) Having sex 3 times a week for 1 year adds up to running 75 miles!!!!

FLAT!!!!

Last night was crazy. I was all dressed ready to go out and hook up with my friends to go to this local club when I went to my car and I had a flat tire. Not just any flat. The kind of flat that you have to remove and put a spare on. Me, Tiffani Hart, put a spare on; I do not think so!!!! I am thinking to myself at this point, I don't give a damn about a flat I just want to go out and dance. Talk about priorities huh? So I called my dear friend Lovella who came out to pick me up and then drop me off at the club. She's such a good friend...I love her!!! Luckily I had another girlfriend who was also coming out with my group AND that lived right by me so she took me home.....Overall it was an okay night..Now I just have to change my flat...

SATURDAY NIGHT

Yesterday was our Employee Appreciation for work. My employers, which consists of about 12 doctors, sent us to this show at the Stardust Hotel. I organized the whole thing and the show-Havana Night-club-The Show was actually pretty good. If only I could understand it better since the show was mainly in Spanish. But I had major drama about 4 hours before the show. My friend, whom I love dearly and will not name, stood me up, so I had no one to go with. Who am I going to find at 1 in the afternoon on a SATURDAY in LAS VEGAS to go to some show. My friends always have plans and this was the last minute. Luckily my brother was in town and he went with me. My friend just gave some lame excuse about not being able to go because her family was in town. Normally I would not have cared but our work has this policy that if we invite someone we have to use the ticket if not then the money they spent on the ticket would be taken out of our paycheck. She of all people should understand since she use to work their with me or at least tried to help me find someone but she was off in her little world and I guess really didn't care. Thank food for brothers; they always come through. I will post a picture of me and one of the dancers from the show shortly. He is CALIENTE to me!!!

I just wanted everyone to know that I, TIFFANI MONIQUE HART, received a B- in my first course at college. The class Professional Development. I am very excited, one class down about a million more to go. Wish me luck!!!!!!

Lovella me and Mary!!! I will miss my girls when I move to Hawaii!!!!! 

My girls Lovella and Mary!!!! 

Me and the cutie w/ the Hawaiin girl!!! 

Me in front of a waterfall on the strip in Las Vegas!!! 

I finished my first class today. Hopefully I passes. I am so nervous. This is the first time in a long time that I have actually gone through with something. I know this is only my first class but this is a huge step for me. I start my next class on June 7th and I can not wait. It's cool that everything is on-line. I get to go at my own pace. I need to finish my degree. Now that my boyfriend is getting ready to go start pharmacy school within the next year I guess it's about time I do something with my life too. He s so supportive in whatever I want to do with my life. He is always behind me and I am forever so grateful for that. I miss him so much. It's been since the end of March since I seen him and we have never been away from each other for so long. He started a new job, going to school and helping his dad with his car dealership. So ha can not make it here within the next week for my brother graduation. I guess I have to drive down there myself. Although I never have taken a road trip by myself. I guess you could say I am spoiled. Once I get in the car I am asleep until we get to our destination. I have been that way for the whole 7 years of knowing him. But he thinks I should do it so I will drive me and my son to a little town called Lomps for my brother high school graduation. Hopefully I get to see some of my friends when I am down there.

Lovella Birthday

Today is my best friends birthday and I am not hanging out with here. Not because I do not want to but because I can't stand her boyfriend. All he does is lie and lie to her and she believes him. I am a likeable person. I usually like everyone that I meet. I actually liked him when I first met him but then he changed. He because this controlling asshole and he is very possessive. I just feel that she deserves so much better than that asshole. She is intelligent, beautiful, funny and can have just about any man that she wants but she wants him and all I can do is be her friend and stick by her. I just have a feeling that he is going to end up doing her wrong. She doesn't not deserve it but as a friend all I can do is be there for her. She really is feeling him but it is causing a rift between our friendship I believe. And with me moving I just hope our friendship survives. Anyway today is her birthday. I called her and wished her a happy b-day and wish that we could go kick it but I can not hang out with him. He is this New York type that thinks his shit don't stink. Like he is the bomb or something. I say whatever and get a life. But as a friend I KNOW I have to stick by her and be the supportive friend. I just can't hang with her when he's around or I might say something I end up regretting because those of you who know me-I mean really know me- if I don't like someone I have to tell you like it is.

JURY DUTY

I had jury duty today. Which sucks because this is the same day as my hair appointment. So I has to cancel and I can't get another appointment until like 3 months rom now because she is THAT good. Anyway the case is suppose to be a high profile. So as of right now I am not allowed to talk about it. Whatever!!! I have to go back thereon June 21st, which I do not want to because that same day I have a seminar that I need to go to for work. Actually I do not know which one is worse. Oh but I ran into a old friend at jury duty. His name is Peter and he graduated in 1995 at my high school Cabrillo. He use to be the D.J. at our dances and Friday afternoon. It was good to see an old face. We exchanged phone numbers and hopefully we will keep in touch.

My girl Jessica sent me this...so true!!!!! 

I started back to school today. I am going through the University of Phoenix. It's kind of scary since I really haven't been in a classroom since high school. I have taken classes here and there but I have finally decided to buckle down and do it. I need to so I can be a better me!! So wish me luck and I will keep you all posted

I was in such pain earlier. I went to the dentist today and I have to go back next week. I have an infection by my tooth and now I am on antibiotics and I have happy pills. I LOVE the happy pills. It's takes that pain away and you feel like you are in LALA land. Anyway I have to get some sleep considering I haven't had that much within the last few days.

I am so tired right now. Me and my girlfriend Lovella went out last night and didn't get home till the wee hours in the morning. We ended up going to our favorite spot at New York New York -The Apple Bar- where I met my new best friend, this gay guy James. He was so cool. I just wish I would've gotten his number before we headed out. He kept trying to hook me up with straight guys-as he called them- and I was like Hello I have a boyfriend. My friend Lovella got so wasted on apple martinis I had to drag her ass out the lounge. Well not drag but escape is more like the word because Mr. Big Pimp Daddy was trying to get at her but we got away. Anyway I am headed off to Margaritville, Lovella is coming to get me, we have to to meet up with the girls for drinks for a couple of hours, so I will post more later.

Decided to stay home today. I am not feeling that well. I have a temperature of 101 and a cough from hell so I guess it's best that I am not a work today affecting others. Actually my co-workers begged me not to come in today, so I guess I am doing them a favor anyway I will keep you updated on my sickness. Off to beddy bye for me now.

Me and my very best friend Lovella!!! 

Today was a not so bad day at work, just the usual monotonous crap that I go through everyday. But I get to see my best friend there so I guess its okay. Although she never listens to me. And I give her such good advice. Take now, she just met this guy and she really like him and I am all for it. He cute, sweet, has a sense of humor, just her type. But I believe when dealing with guys that you just meet its better to date around then focus your attention on just one guy. She says she knows this but just can’t help focusing on one guy at a time, it’s in her nature. I say why deals with one guy when you can deal with three and better your chances. She doesn’t listen to me so I told her today she is on here own. I know her. She’ll burn out on the guy in a month and move on. She always does.

side view of my hair!!!! You like?!?!?!? 

My new hairstlye!! You really can't see all the waves but whateva!!!!!! 

Weekend Update

Okay my weekend was ultra-cool. Let’s see Friday right after work I had to take m y son to his dental appointment. He has a cavity so we had to deal with that issue head-on. I can’t believe he actually enjoys going to the dentist. Then we spent the rest of the day together. It’s been awhile but we use to have this thing called date night where we would go eat out or order in and go to Blockbuster and get a couple of movies and snuggle on the couch together. Of course we watch his movie first where he always ends up falling asleep before the ending and I have to carry him to bed. But he is getting so heavy!!! I cant’ do it anymore. Then on Saturday I had to get my hair done so I had to take out all of my braids (they are micro braids-hello!!!!), took me a awhile but I had to reschedule my hair appointment for later that day because my son being the silly boy that he is bit down on his lip the day before and the Novocain got into his lip causing his lip to swell up, so I had to take him to the dentist again and make sure everything was alright. HE WAS!!!! After the dentist we went to McDonalds and then I had to rush to my mom to drop him off before heading to my hair appointment. FINALLY!! Later that evening me and my BEST FRIEND Lovella went out. She came to pick me up and I was still not dressed. Mt friends say that I am always running late. So because I was late we didn’t make it to dinner with our other friends at PF Changs and we had to stop by McDonalds because I didn’t want to start drinking on an empty stomach. We went to Curve for a minute at the Aladdin but no one was there. We chilled at the Ultra Lounger which was pretty cool and watched some dancer girl with dimples in her butt try to dance. Don’t worry we took a picture and I will post later on this blog (he! he!) Then we went to this club called PURE and it was alright. There is so much hype surrounding it but it was only okay. The music was god but totally packed. Our friend was supposed to get us V.I.P but my friend Mary had to use her boobs to get us in. We only had to wait 20 minutes and got in free which is a good thing in dealing with clubs in Las Vegas. We stayed there for a minute and finally went home at 3 in the morning or was it 4—I can’t remember. On Sunday I just chilled, went to pay some bills and run some errands and went to my moms and ate. She cooks for me every now and then, I went home, took a shower and got into a fight with my boyfriend!! He misses me too much and went to bed. Overall I give this weekend a B-.

Tuesday, April 12, 2005

This is too funny!!!!! I HAD to share..........

HOW TO POOP AT WORK: We've all been there but don't like to admit it. As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORKPOOP is inevitable. For those who hate pooping at work, following is the Survival Guide for taking a dump at work. CROP DUSTING: When farting, you walk briskly around the office so the smell is not in your area and everyone else gets a whiff but doesn't know where it came from. Be careful when you do this. Do not stop until the full fart has been expelled. Walk an extra 30 feet to make sure the smell has left your pants. FLY BY:This is the act of scouting out a bathroom before pooping. Walk in and check for other poopers If there are others in the bathroom, leave and come back again. Be careful not to become a FREQUENT FLYER. People may become suspicious if they catch you constantly going into the bathroom. ESCAPEE: This is a fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal or forcing a poop in a stall. This is usually accompanied by a sudden wave of embarrassment. If you release an escapee, do not acknowledge it. Pretend it did not happen. If you are standing next to the farter in the urinal, pretend you did not hear it. No one likes an escapee. It is uncomfortable for all involved. Making a joke or laughing makes both parties feel uneasy. JAILBREAK: When forcing a poop, several farts slip out at a machine gun pace. This is usually a side effect of diarrhea or a hangover. If this should happen, do not panic. Remain in the stall until everyone has left the bathroom to spare everyone the awkwardness of what just occurred. COURTESY FLUSH:The act of flushing the toilet the instant the poop hits the water. This reduces the amount of air time the poop has to stink up the bathroom. This can help you avoid being caught doing the WALK OF SHAME. WALK OF SHAME: Walking from the stall, to the sink, to the door after you have just stunk up the bathroom. This can be a very uncomfortable moment if someone walks in and busts you. As with farts, it is best to pretend that the smell does not exist. This very uncomfortable walk can be avoided with the use of the COURTESY FLUSH. OUT OF THE CLOSET POOPER: This is a colleague who poops at work and is damn proud of it. You will often see an Out Of The Closet Pooper enter the bathroom with a newspaper or magazine under his or her arm. Always look around the office fort the Out Of The Closet Pooper before entering the bathroom. THE POOPING FRIENDS NETWORK (P.F.N): A group of co-workers who band together to ensure emergency pooping goes off without incident. This group can help you to monitor the whereabouts of Out Of The Closet Poopers, and identify SAFE HAVENS. SAFE HAVENS: A Safe Haven is a seldom-used bathroom somewhere in the building where you can least expect visitors. Try floors that are predominantly of the opposite sex. This will reduce the odds of a pooper of your sex entering the bathroom. TURD BURGLAR: This is someone who does not realize that you are in the stall > and tries to force the door open. This is one of the most shocking and vulnerable moments that can occur when taking a poop at work. If this occurs, remain in the stall until the Turd Burglar leaves. This way you will avoid all uncomfortable eye contact. CAMO-COUGH: A phony cough that alerts all new entrants into the bathroom that you are in a stall is called a Camo-Cough. This can be used to cover-up a WATERMELON, or to alert potential Turd Burglars. The Camo-Cough is very effective when used in conjunction with an ASTAIRE. ASTAIRE: An Astaire is a subtle toe-tap that is used to alert potential Turd Burglars that you are occupying a stall. This will remove all doubt > that the stall is occupied. If you hear an Astaire, leave the bathroom immediately so the pooper can poop in peace. WATERMELON: A watermelon is a big poop that creates a loud splash when hitting the toilet water. This is also an embarrassing incident. If you feel a Watermelon coming on, create a diversion. See CAMO-COUGH. HAVANA OMELET: A case of diarrhea that creates a series of loud splashes in the toilet water. Often accompanied by an Escapee. Try using a Camo-Cough with an Astaire. UNCLE TODD: An Uncle Todd is a bathroom user who seems to linger around forever. This person could spend extended lengths of time in front of themirror or sitting on the pot. An Uncle Todd makes it difficult to relax while on the crapper, as you should always wait to poop when the bathroom is empty. This benefits you as well as other bathroom attendees. I hope the Survival Guide helps, as the WORKPOOP is an inevitable part of life!!!!

Sunday, April 10, 2005

UGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay my weekend was ultra-cool. Let’s see Friday right after work I had to take m y son to his dental appointment. He has a cavity so we had to deal with that issue head-on. I can’t believe he actually enjoys going to the dentist. Then we spent the rest of the day together. It’s been awhile but we use to have this thing called date night where we would go eat out or order in and go to Blockbuster and get a couple of movies and snuggle on the couch together. Of course we watch his movie first where he always ends up falling asleep before the ending and I have to carry him to bed. But he is getting so heavy!!! I cant’ do it anymore. Then on Saturday I had to get my hair done so I had to take out all of my braids (they are micro braids-hello!!!!), took me a awhile but I had to reschedule my hair appointment for later that day because my son being the silly boy that he is bit down on his lip the day before and the Novocain got into his lip causing his lip to swell up, so I had to take him to the dentist again and make sure everything was alright. HE WAS!!!! After the dentist we went to McDonalds and then I had to rush to my mom to drop him off before heading to my hair appointment. FINALLY!! Later that evening me and my BEST FRIEND Lovella went out. She came to pick me up and I was still not dressed. Mt friends say that I am always running late. So because I was late we didn’t make it to dinner with our othe

I just don't get it. All my boyfriend wants to do with me is fight. I mean for what!!!! I love him and he loves me, why the arguing? One minute he is okay and the next he is freaking out like I am going to cheat on him or something. I know its hard being without each other but damn, I just don't get it. My friend Antoinette thinks he's is going to come back before the two months are up. She says he can't live without me. I am like whatever. So anyway we having been fighting all day. This is the problem. I like to go out and have fun and party. He USE to be like that but now he has changed. He's more of the let's hang out at yo house type of guy!!! Plus he says when I go out I flirt too much. I mean what is wrong with harmless flirting? I was this way the day he met me and has been for the last 6 years so again I ask what the problem is., cause I just don't get it. Hell, I have been this way since high school. I can't help it, I like to have fun. And it's weird because I didn't go out tonight and he barely calls me. Now when I go out with my girls I get a phone call every 10 minutes asking me where am I, what am I doing. And don't get me wrong I LOVE going out with my boyfriend it's just he get WAY too jealous. If a guy even looks at me for a minute too long then it's like world war 3 in the club. I think maybe it has to do with him gaining a couple of pounds since we first got together back in the late 90s-well not a couple a whole lots. I am talking at least 60, but I love him anyway so why should it matter. I mean I can't lie I have gained like 25, but who cares. I think he is a little insecure but I try to make him not think about it. But if it bothers him so much why not just go to the gym. If it bothered me I wouldn't be with him but I am not that shallow. It just meat (smile) and in all honestly I like having something to hold onto. Life goes on, you get older and that's the way it is. I don't get it. But I guess it's bothering him with him being all the way in Hawaii and I am in Vegas. But maybe we need time apart. So as of right now I choose to NOT answer my phone when he calls. I don't have time for petty shit. My friends say he just misses me, but I say if you miss me why argue. Life is too short.

Me at work 

Well my boyfriend has officially left me, it’s been a week today-Thursday and I am doing fine. It’s weird when you sleep with someone for so long and then suddenly you are alone in your bed, by yourself, with no one to hold. I guess it’s only for two months but what’s a girl to do. Thank god I have all my pillows-at least I can pretend he is next to me. He’s doing well. At this moment he is helping his dad with his car dealership. I think his dad us about to open another one so I guess that will be good for both of them to bond with each other. Anyway I miss him ad love him and can’t wait to see him again.

My boyfriend is leaving me!!

Okay it's official, my boyfriend put in his two week notice today. Of course I was the one that had to type his resignation letter. Anyway he sold his car over the weekend so now we are down to one car...which means he drives me to and from work ....... which also means I have to go into work early and stay late... But its only for a couple of weeks and we only work 10 minutes from me each other so I guess I will be fine. I also have to go on-line and find him an airline ticket because he doesn't believe in deals. He would rather pay more money and take the first thing that comes along then actually sit and research to find a good deal. I just don't get it. I have to do everything. I have to pack everything in my house all by myself too. It's just like him to leave me to do all the packing while he gets to go over there in paradise. His dad lives over there so I know he is excited to see him and at least we will have family over there. I am really going to miss him while he is away but I will be over there in the next couple of months, so hopefully time will fly by. As they say 'absence makes the heart grow fonder' well I think that's the saying anyway. I love you baby!!! Don't have too much fun without me!!!

My son-Isn't he lovely? 

Me and my son Marquise-I love him so!!!!! 

Do your friends really know you?

If you are wondering if your friends really know you; you should go to this website http://www.stumpyourfriends.com/ . It's pretty cool. I figured out that I am an easy person to know. I guess I just have one of those personalities that I get along with everyone. Regardless most people passed the test I am happy to report. So no complaining here. I guess it just goes to show you there is no such thing as too mush information when dealing with friends.

Jeremy Cota

I called an old friend today and we talked for a minute. I haven't talked to my boy Jeremy Cota in so long. He's famous for not returning phone calls. I went to high school with him way back in the mid 90's. Anyway I decided to give him a call today while I was on lunch. While I was wondering if I should leave a message for him on his voice mail I decided to call him one more time to see if he would pick up. I was in utter shock when he actually picked up the phone and said what's up Tiffi--he calls me that, I don't know why--. We had a good 5 minute chat and he promised to call me back when he went on break. He did call me back but I missed his call and after work I called him back and he missed my call, now I guess we will play phone tag until we get a hold of each other. During our talk he gave me some good news, he's finally getting married in July to a wonderful gal name Terri ( Hi Terri if you are reading this!!!). I want to go to his wedding but he is getting married in Brazil--that's a little far for me, but I wish him the best and made him promise he would visit me again soon and send lots of pics of the wedding, Hopefully I can make the reception in California. The last time I saw him was two summers ago when he came to Vegas to see me--well not only me but our other friend Nathan Stromberg whom we went to school with. We had a pretty awesome 4 days and it was nice hanging out with him again. We have always had a love/hate friendship and he's my boy and I love him and I only wish him happiness. It's funny all through high school all my girlfriends had crushes on him and wanted me to hook them up with them . I mean okay what about me, didn't they want to be my friend to or were they being friends with me to get to J Cota? He was is a cutie patootie but it did go to his head sometimes. Anyway I wish him nothing my blue skies and sunny days and he know that I am always there for him when needed. Here's to you J Cota (keep it in the closet) (wop wop) You know I miss you

Him

My boyfriend just put his car in the paper to be sold. So I guess he really wants to move to Hawaii. Can't believe he really wants to go. I mean can I really imagine living on a small island for the next couple of years? I guess with the reality of him leaving had something to do with the crazy dream I had last night. I dreamt that he dies and I was at a utter lost. You see we had got into a fight last night-over something so stupid that I can't even remember. And I guess for some reason I had this crazy dream. I awoke at 5:30 in the morning and cuddled up next to him, heart pounding, and wondering how on earth could I ever live without him. I mean sure we have had our problems the last 6 years. But this guy is my my best friend, my confident, he can be a little jealous but I love him. I can't help it. I mean he is a year and a half younger than me and we basically grew together from two teenagers to now two twenty something adults that have learned so much from each other and know each other so well that well at time that it freaks me out. He can be baby sometimes, but what man can't? I don't know, him leaving to Hawaii might be good for us, our relationship has been a little rocky for awhile. One of the main reasons is he is indecisive, he can't make up him mind. Pharmacy school or Medical school? I mean is it really that hard. I mean pick a career and go with it. I don't get it. Maybe it's me. I am not understanding enough. I don't know. His mom loves me though. So I can say at least we get a long. I mean we get as long as two people who can barely understand each other. You see she's lives in Poland and speak very little English. Though I am trying to learn how to speak polish, though that is a very hard language to learn. I need to learn if this is going to be my family. His mom wants us to come out this year. So I am thinking maybe Christmas. We always spend it with my family why not go to his this time.

Doesn't it suck to have the whole weekend off only to have to start the whole process all over again fresh monday morning; and to go through an entire work week just to get the satisfaction of having only two days off. I mean what is that all about? And it isn't even two full days off--think about it--you come home friday after work tired and stressed out ready to chill- you get a few hours to yourself only to have your cell ring to whatever new tune is out there and lo and behold it's your friends wondering where the latest party is or latest club to go to and ready for a night on the town, where you party till 6 in the mornin' only to come home drunk ass hell and ready to puke in your bathroom --but wait you forgot you have to get up bright and early saturday morning, time for errands or doing whatever it is you didn't have time to do during the week, maybe a catch a dinner with friends or go to the local bar later that night and then up on Sunday and all you are doing is worrying about what your work week will be like. I vote to have 4 days off 3 days on, but I don't see that happening anytime so I just as well live with working for the rest of my-well at least until I am at the ripe old age of 65 either way I am still going to be working for a very long long time.

Just writing

I told myself to that I need to be dedicated with this blog thingy. I am trying. Anyway nothing too exciting has happened to me today. I am still moving to Hawaii in July/August. How exciting!!! I am kind of excited and scared at the same time. I just can't imagined living there, with nowhere to go. But my boyfriend is excited so I guess I should be too. While on the subject of my boyfriend--who I love dearly--he still is undecided as to what to do with his life. He was all set to go to pharmacy school in the fall this year but now wants to change his mind and is thinking of going to medical school. I am all for whatever makes him happy but he needs to make a decision and quick. He keeps getting on me to go back to school . I do a semester here and there but I am content right now at my job. I don't now, I guess I am easy. Anyway did I mentioned that my boyfriends leaves for Hawaii in April sometime? He wants to go there before me so he can set up. He wants a house on the beach, but I have to bring him back to reality and let him know we are not millionaires and I am pretty sure we are going be living inland. He doesn't get it but I am sure he will wants he realizes how expensive Hawaii really is--hello milk cost like $5 there--.I guess I will have to find a military friend to go shopping on base for me I have been there once with my sister two years ago and we had so much fun. Just living there is what is getting me. Oh have I mentioned that when I leave I am going to be leaving behind two very close friends of mine, Antoinette and Lovella--they have been there for me the last couple of years-it's just a coincidence that we all work together--my girl Nette gave me the name -butter cream-I just love those two. They have been there for me through so much and I wish I could but them in a suitcase and take them with me but they know they are always welcomed in my house anytime. We have too many memories-I am going to miss the house parties and the girls nights out--I think that is every weekend(smile)we have had our fun in Vegas and though I am sad that I am leaving I am starting a new chapter in my life that will bring more memories and good times and hopefully they will be apart of it.

Me and Danuta (my boyfriend mom) in front of my job--yeah I am in bright green scrubs!!! 

My boyfriend Robert and his mom Danuta--She is visiting from Poland!!!! 

me without glasses 

me in glasses 

Me and the girls!!!!